Why Sex is Good For the Skin

Have you ever wondered why porn-stars have fantastic skin? I’m sure many women have thought about this question before.But did you know that sex could be the answer?

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Couple Man and woman hand in sex relationship on bed.

A lot of ladies don’t like the idea of getting creamed on the face, the stomach, or anywhere inside or outside of the body. I can relate to that, especially if I did my make-up perfectly one day, and then it gets ruined by the amount of sweat dripping down face…or if try to control my screaming by burying my face in the pillow…

However, you wouldn’t need to put on your foundation and concealer if you’re getting it on underneath the bed sheets every day.

Put down that moisturising cream, ladies!

There is a conversation that I will always remember until the ground covers me.

I was doing some independent studies in my seminar room with a couple of girls, when all of a sudden they started to talk about why some girls allow their companions to cum on their faces. I kept looking at them in the corner of the room and watched them as they pretend to pamper their faces with imaginary cum.

If you are thinking about the question, yes it does make your skin look tighter.

Spermine, the chemical found in cum, gives you the same effect as botox does. When you come into work the day after a night of rough, satisfying fucking and your co-workers say to you:

“Jesus Christ, you’re glowing! What’s your secret?”

Well, sex of course.

It helps improve your blood circulation; pumping oxygen to your skin and makes it look brighter. You wouldn’t have to wear that Bobbi Brown Luminous Moisturising Foundation which would have probably cost you around a third of your rent. Oh, and it also makes your lips look fuller so you won’t have to get lip implants like Lana Del Ray or Kylie Jenner. Furthermore, it helps to improve people’s acne. Sex has the same effect of having a hot towel placed on your head for half an hour, or having two cold tea bags on your eyes – no, not the kind of tea bag you’re thinking of…

Furthermore, when you’re riding your partner, you get hot and sweaty. Sweating helps open up the pores on your skin, which would make you look and feel as clean as a polished kitchen counter.

The science behind spunk

Remember my anecdote about the girls talking about how semen makes them look youthful? Well, for those who get their dicks hard and their pussies wet over someone talking about science and calculus, this paragraph is for you.

An average man would ejaculate 1-2 teaspoons of spunk, which would contain around 191 amino acids. Cum has a pH of 7, which is the optimal amount of acidity to get rid of those wrinkles you’ve despised for many years.

That’s why Jenna Jameson has always looked so youthful during her years for doing dirty stuff in front of the camera. As well as having facials, sex helps prevent dry skin and wrinkles. If you decided to take a big load in your mouth, spunk would also fight tooth cavities. It may not always taste good, but it does wonders to your pearly whites!

In addition, sex and cum are great for your nails, so you wouldn’t have to keep going to your local manicure shop for your next acrylic session!

Still feeling skeptical? Listen to my story!

I remember my first ever facial, which wasn’t that long ago, actually. I was finishing work and a guy I was seeing turned up to see me.

He was very handsome; had dark hair, a bulky build and a beard. Ooft, my kind of man.

We both went back to my place and we started our sex session, when all of a sudden, he pulled out by accident and climaxed all over my face. I immediately shut my eyes and froze on my bed for a moment; my partner thought he did something horrible to me. Little did he realise that I was waiting for someone to do that to me for the past couple of years! I had to keep my eyes closed for the reason that the acidity of his cum would sting my eyes, but I was smiling and laughing on my bed for a couple of minutes, saying:

“That was brilliant!”

The next day when I woke up and my companion was still sleeping in my bed, I crept to the bathroom to wash my face, and I couldn’t stop touching my right cheek because it was so smooth!

You can imitate the active ingredients in cum by blending together some egg whites, coconut milk, citrus juice and bitters together in a bowl, but that’s not as satisfying as having someone pleasuring you and giving you the big ‘O’!

Sex is good for the mind, body and soul!

I may be going a little off topic here, but you’ve all watched the sitcom ‘Friends’, right? You must have!

Do you remember that episode where Ross was depressed about his lack of love/sex life, and once he slept with Julie – twice – he ended up acting as if he’s the happiest man in the world? I’ve already mentioned sex does wonders on your skin and it will gradually stop you from going to the dentist every year, but it is a benefit for your body overall. It boosts your immunity and your emotional well being.

Of course, everyone has their own preferences when it comes to sex, but it is recommended that you include it in your daily routines. For example, you brush your teeth in the morning, brush your hair, wash your face in the afternoon, and suck your partner’s cock in the evening before cleaning your teeth once more.

Nothing makes a woman look more beautiful when she’s happy and content on the inside – there’s no pun there, that’s me being genuine. So, you can look like you’ve dipped in the fountain of youth by spreading your legs and receiving facials!

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Zoe Jaspers

Zoe Jaspers has worked in the adult industry for over a year, but she has already gained a fantastic reputation in the field. As a writer, she is passionate about bringing the reader some of the most interesting blog content around.

She is possibly most famous for her erotic stories, but is equally adept at giving top quality sex advice, all the time bringing in her 'personal experiences'.

When she isn't sharing her most intimate encounters, Zoe keeps herself active by watching videos on Youtube, and listening to music.
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