Why Do Guys Have Wank Banks?

If you don’t have one, then I’m pretty sure that you’ve at least had one at some point in your life. Every keeps them in a special little folder on their laptops or on their smartphones; I know I used to have one on my old laptop before the bloody machine kept showing me the blue screen of death! Sometimes, you don’t want to keep streaming for dirty pictures or videos on the internet and you’d rather save a big bulk of porn in a folder that you can look back on whenever you feel horny. Yes, I am talking about wank banks.

An example of the kind of thing you might find in men's wank banks

When I think about them, I keep remembering old 80’s films I used to watch, where you’d see guys keeping a box full of Playboy or Victoria Secrets magazines hidden underneath their beds. This was their wank banks. However, with the continuous expansion of digital media, nobody likes to waste paper anymore!

Sit back, turn on your laptop and dive into your sex fantasy!

Not everyone has the money or time to go to a strip club or to a sex booth, where they pay to watch a 3 minute porn clip while they touch themselves. Furthermore, not everyone has a girlfriend or a fuck-buddy who they can call to say:

‘Hey there, do you want me to fuck you hard tonight?’

It’s no doubt that the moment guys see a hot woman in sexy lingerie doing a pin-up pose, their cocks would get hard in an instant, or at least, get a little hot under the collar.

There are some clips that I’ve watched on XVideos where a couple of men have filmed themselves jacking off to a picture of Jennifer Lawrence, Jessica Alba or Megan Fox. Don’t ask me why I was watching those videos; I was bored and I wanted to see the strangest things which people have recorded themselves doing.

Anyway, after questioning why some men have wank banks and why they get horny over them, I’ve thought of a theory that could answer my question. The simplest answer that I could think of is that everyone has fantasies that would make their manhoods hot and hard.

Every now and then, I watch porn to help me tap into my mental wank bank, where I gaze at pornstars fucking in all kinds of positions and I imagine myself in those stances, while I’m getting ravaged by a hot guy who I want to take into bed with me. I think that a lot of guys have a similar angle as I do, where they use porn or nude pictures to get themselves off while they’re actually thinking about fucking the girl of their erotic dreams.

Alternatively, some guys have celebrity crushes on actresses or popstars who they think about at night, and collect a range of videos or pictures of them in sexy positions which they can wank to. I remember watching an episode from the first season of ‘Skins’ where Sid kept a photo of Michelle posing in a very sexy position and he occasionally touches himself while he stares at the picture of her.

I think a little sexy treasure box forms the link between visual content and the male imagination; sometimes they need to be given a ‘visual background’ in order to dream about all of the dirty and kinky things that they could do with their ideal ladies. This is where the wank banks come in.

No one likes to wait… cue the wank banks

However, there are times where men just have a little itch that they need to scratch. From time to time, guys don’t want to waste their time to go on a porn website or go on Google images when their internet is so slow, they would have already turned into dust and bone by the time the video has finished downloading!

I’ve had many experiences when I’m watching a really good video while I’m touching myself, when the internet decides to cut off while I’m getting close to the edge. Some of my neighbours have heard my rage against the WiFi box before, which I’m pretty sure that the words ‘Fuck you, internet!’ were ringing in their ears for a couple of nights.

If you guys have had this kind of experience before, then you and I both know about the benefits of having a secret sex stash. Ok, I may have dabbled into the practicalities of having a personal sex stash and how it is practical to have one, but think about it, no one likes to rub their cocks for a long time when they have to pause to wait for a video to buffer!

Men are visually stimulated beings that would immediately get hard if you show them a video of Lady Gaga stripping off in front of them. Overall, the answer to my question about wank banks is simple: men like to jump into their fantasy land that they could touch themselves to all day, if they wanted to! Do you guys have a secret sex stash and would like to tell the Escort Norway community what is kept in your kinky treasure box? Well, feel free to write them in the comments section below or on the community forum!

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Zoe Jaspers

Zoe Jaspers has worked in the adult industry for over a year, but she has already gained a fantastic reputation in the field. As a writer, she is passionate about bringing the reader some of the most interesting blog content around.

She is possibly most famous for her erotic stories, but is equally adept at giving top quality sex advice, all the time bringing in her 'personal experiences'.

When she isn't sharing her most intimate encounters, Zoe keeps herself active by watching videos on Youtube, and listening to music.
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