What You Should Send Instead Of That Dick Pic

A lot of women, and especially escorts, find themselves receiving unsolicited dick pics. They are sent as a way to impress us and to show us what you have to offer, but sending one typically won’t have us gagging for it. In fact, you’ll more than likely end up with your number blocked.

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Plenty of men know this, and yet we women still find ourselves being sent dick pic after dick pic in the hope that we will reply with “my, what a big penis you have!” and then proceed to gobble it up and let you come wherever you want to.

That isn’t how it works, and if you are considering sending a dick pic you should definitely rethink it. Why not take a look at the things we have listed below as great alternatives you could send instead? The sexy lady in your life will appreciate these much more than a spontaneous dick pic.

A message just to say “hello”

Far too many people out there forget just what a simple text message can do. A quick message to say “hi, I’m thinking of you” can really make someone feel fantastic, especially if you follow it up with something like “I have been thinking about you lots lately. I can’t wait to see you again” as it gives them hope that you are going to see them soon.

For clients this is particularly great, as an escort is going to remember you when you do things like that. It can even help to make your date with them better, as they will know that you are the kind of client who will think about them and send them messages when you do.

However, you should also use the small messages like this sparingly. You don’t want to send one pretty much every time you think of them because they will be overwhelmed with messages. Instead, send them only when you are tempted to send a dick pic to make sure you don’t flood their inbox with hellos.

Send a gift

You might not like this idea and might think it is hugely overrated, but if you really want to impress a woman, a picture of your dick isn’t going to cut it, unless it looks like the perfect penis and can cook her a romantic meal for two. Instead, you should go back to the basics and stick with something that you know she will enjoy, such as flowers or chocolate.

Let me start by saying that yes, not all women like flowers or chocolates. Some might hate the taste of chocolate, and others might think that flowers are a really unoriginal gift to send, but they are still better alternatives to a dick pic. There are tons of websites where you can order flowers to be delivered with a small gift and that might be a great way to do it.

Alternatively, she might be a huge fan of a website for shopping. If she is, you could send her a gift card that she can use to treat herself. That way, she will get something that she really wants and doesn’t have to return and you have the perfect way to surprise her! What could be better than that?

Sexting

If you find yourself thinking of that sexy woman and eager to take a picture of your cock as it grows to let them know what thinking of them does to you, why not simply explain it to them with a hot and steamy sext sent their way?

A sext message says a lot more to the person you are horny for than a dick pic does. After all, you will probably spend ages making sure your dick looks perfect and getting the right shot to ensure it will make her smile, and then she will probably look at it and go “…okay then” and delete it from her phone. A saucy sext is better, as you can go into detail about the kind of kinky things that you would do to her if you were there with her.

Struggling to find the right words to tell her what you’d do? Think back to the last time you were together and remind her of that. Something like “remember when I slowly kissed my way down your body the last time I saw you?” will get her thinking of that last time and how hot it was, and you can then say “this time I’d like to do something else to you” and describe that instead to keep things fresh.

Is it ever okay to send dick pics?

There is a short and a long answer to this question. The short answer is pretty much a straight forward “no”, while the long answer is a little bit more elaborate. Sometimes, it is okay to send a dick pic to someone asking for one. Note that we say asking for one. Unless the person you are outrageously flirting with says “I want to see a picture of your hard dick” you shouldn’t send it, and even then you should be cautious about it.

The rest of the time dick pics aren’t acceptable. Even if you light it properly, trim the hairs, and make sure your cock is glistening and clean, she won’t be interested in seeing a picture of it. All you are doing by sending one is saying “I’m really unimaginative and want to show you I’m horny instead of thinking about what you might want”.

Have you ever been guilty of sending a dick pic, or are you one of those men who have never decided that taking a picture of their penis is a great way to tell a woman you are interested in her? You can let us know what you think either by leaving a comment in the box below or by heading over to the Escort Norway forum.

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Lara Mills

Lara Mills is a writer who has four years of sex industry expertise behind her. Since she entered the adult industry, she has worked on the Escort Advertising forums, before moving into her current role three years ago.

Since then she has gained a fine reputation with her blogs on sex advice, sexual health and amusing news stories from around the globe. She is also a campaigner for the rights of sex workers from all over the world.

In her spare time, Lara keeps herself active by going running, and is something of a film buff. She also loves to go travelling.
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