The Worst Sex Spots And The Best Alternatives

Sex can get a little bit boring, especially if you are always fucking in the same places. You want to try something different, something a little more exciting than sex in a bed, and so we might try other rooms in the house or some kinky locations outside. When we feel really horny, this seems like a good idea, but what might seem like the perfect place to fuck might soon turn into one of the worst sex spots ever.

A couple having sex in a car which is one of the worst sex spots possible

When you have sex outside, you are taking a huge risk that you might get caught. However, even with that risk we don’t think too carefully about locations for sex. We simply go with it, too horny to think of the consequences, and when the sex is interrupted by someone who has discovered you at that critical moment, it can really ruin things. So, instead of going wherever the mood takes you, have a look at some of the worst sex spots that you can choose, and the alternatives that might prove to be better for you.

A walk in the park

If you want to spice things up, parks and the great outdoors have proven to be very popular over the years for those eager to add that little bit of passion to sex. It is best in the summer, when the weather turns warm and you can comfortably strip everything off to fuck in the park.

The problem is, of course, that going to somewhere like a park is often a bad choice. During the day you will find that parks are very popular. People will cut through them on their lunch break to enjoy nature, and families also spend a lot of time there.

That is definitely not the kind of people you want to be seeing you and your partner fucking, so instead, try to choose somewhere a little more discreet.

Sex outside is great, especially when it is hot, but you don’t necessarily have to go out in public. Have a garden with a high fence? Why not have sex there? You get to be outdoors, and you’ll still have to keep the noise down in case you alert the neighbours, but the chances of you getting caught are greatly reduced. It’s a win/win situation, turning what could be one of the worst sex spots into one of the best.

Sex in a car

When you want to have sex outside, fucking in a car might seem like the perfect idea. You are cut off from the world and get to stay warm in the summer months. This can’t possibly be one of the worst sex spots, right?

Wrong. If you are going to go and have sex in a car, you need to choose the spot very carefully and keep an eye on what is going on around you. Most importantly, you will want to keep the noise down so that you don’t bring unsuspecting over.

Choose a location that isn’t going to be popular with walkers. Not convinced? One writer decided to take his dog on a walk, when he noticed a car shaking and screaming coming from it. Thinking that the screams were coming from someone in danger, the man and his dog rushed over and opened the trunk of the car, only to find a man and a woman having sex.

Go for a location that is a little more discreet, and keep an eye on your surroundings. If you do see someone approaching, this gives you the chance to make it look like nothing is going on. Just make sure you keep the noise down and choose your location carefully to avoid any unpleasant surprises.

Anything moving that you control

Believe it or not, people are actually having sex on moving objects. Now whether we can really count these as one of the worst sex spots every or not is still unclear, but it is pretty obvious that having sex on something moving isn’t going to end well for anyone involved.

Motorbikes might be a popular choice, but the biggest culprit at the moment? Hoverboards. Now, we don’t mean the kind of hoverboards you might have seen in Back to the Future. We mean those boards with wheels that you stand on to go up and down the street.

A new hoversex trend has started on line, but for obvious reasons that is a bad place to choose for sex. Unless you are incredibly skilled with using a hoverboard, you should probably stick to a bed. If you really want the added thrill of movement while having sex, try on a train, a plane, or perhaps even just sitting on top of the washing machine while you fuck.

The worst sex spots and the best alternatives

The worst sex spots tend to be the ones where you chances of getting caught go through the roof. The amount of noise you make might not help this, but if you choose somewhere a little bit too public, your sex might be doomed from the start.

Instead, the best sex spots are those that are more secluded, off the beaten track, and generally quite quiet. Visit your potential spot a few times at the time you will probably be having sex to check it out. This will give you a good feel for the area and just how busy it really is.

Thought of some more of the worst sex spots that we’ve missed? Use the Escort Norway forum or the comment box below to let us know. Have you ever tried sex in one of these places? Would you even brave fucking on a hoverboard?

Let us know what you think, or the things you’d like to read about the most here on the Escort Norway blog, and see what others have to say. You might just discover some incredible new places to have sex, and some great tips to keep your sex life private.

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Lara Mills

Lara Mills is a writer who has four years of sex industry expertise behind her. Since she entered the adult industry, she has worked on the Escort Advertising forums, before moving into her current role three years ago.

Since then she has gained a fine reputation with her blogs on sex advice, sexual health and amusing news stories from around the globe. She is also a campaigner for the rights of sex workers from all over the world.

In her spare time, Lara keeps herself active by going running, and is something of a film buff. She also loves to go travelling.
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