FIFTY SHADES

You know what really grinds my gears? This fucking ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ novel. Ever since it’s launch in 2012, everyone, mostly women, were throwing their money at their local bookstores to get a novel which is all about a dysfunctional sex relationship between a senior college student and an entrepreneur. To all the girls and guys who have read the book, you might as well have been reading another Twilight novel. Hell, the plot was even converted from a Twilight fan fiction!

As much as we might hate the series, the Fifty Shades books and films have well and truly brought BDSM into the spotlight. While bored housewives around the world are thrilled to be reading about Christian Grey’s antics in the red room with Anastasia, the rest of us are horrified at the things we see described on the pages, and we can’t wait to put them down.

Ask anyone how they feel about the ‘Fifty Shades’ series and you will be hit with a strong opinion. People either love it and think it is some of the best erotica they have ever read or they hate it and believe that it is nothing short of abusive and disgusting to read.

The film ’50 Shades of Grey’ is coming out this weekend. Couples all over the world will be flocking to see it and then leaving with new ideas of things to try in the bedroom. They’ll venture out in search of the perfect items for their bondage fun.