Sexy Surprises For Your Valentine’s Day Lady!

Are you eagerly waiting for Valentine’s Day Don’t tell me that you are single and you don’t care about this day, because I might send a kinky lady to give you a spank. You don’t need to have a girlfriend or a wife to celebrate love, do you? You can easily spend it with somebody you casually date or a loving escort.

Valentine's Day Treats

But no matter who you choose to spend Valentine’s Day with, you should think about a sexy present. That’s what love is all about, isn’t it? Spreading joy and putting smiles on people’s faces.

To spare you from wasting your time searching for the perfect present just to end up with a box of chocolates, I’ve created this sexy list. Yes, it is short but it says all you need to know about making an unforgettable surprise to your Lady Valentine.

On Valentine’s Day, Mr. Good Looking Should Be in the Kitchen, Cooking

Have you ever been told that we like men who cook for us? Now, don’t panic Cinderella, nobody’s planning to tie you up in the kitchen! But finding a delicious recipe and cooking dinner on Valentine’s Day might bring you a very horny lady ready to give you an extremely intense night.

You can take her out for a romantic dinner in a great restaurant, but that is not too special, is it? Yes, it is nice, but isn’t this what all boring couples do? You can do that on a “surprising Monday” if you want to spice things up. But now, you should do something she is not expecting.

And if you really want to surprise her, make her breakfast, too. If she wakes up smelling broken eggs with bacon, she’ll never guess you plan to cook a sexy dinner, as well.
Now, in order to do this right, you have to prepare properly. Find the perfect recipe and buy all the ingredients you need. Then, make a fun playlist, buy good wine and her favourite dessert. Last, but not least, get rid of your sweatpants, put on a funny apron and start cooking, Chef!

Happiness Is…a Hot, Relaxing Massage

If you want your Lady Valentine to feel really special and eager to offer you the sexiest night of your life, give her a sensual massage. This is something that transforms even the wildest panther into a sexy kitten.

Now, don’t just rub her back or feet. Make it sexy, passionate…kinky! Set up the mood before you start using your hands. You can even cook dinner before. If I were your lady I wouldn’t mind getting all of these.

Also, make sure you have music, dim light and even some perfumed candles. If you want advice when it comes to the oil you should use, a good option is coconut oil. Not only does it feel good but it smells amazing.

However, I’ve recently discovered something that I really enjoy using: “kissable” massage oil. This means that it feels good, it smells incredible and it tastes great!

Now, in case you are bad at giving massages, you might want to offer her a sexy dildo…and use it together on Valentine’s evening. There are plenty of ways to spice up your sexy time using a vibrator. It will be just like a threesome, except for the fact that the third person is something you can easily stop using if you are uncomfortable.

Which is the perfect vibrator? Unfortunately, I don’t know who you are spending this special day with, so choosing the toy is something you have to do on your own.

However, I can give you an idea: the kinky and fun wireless remote control egg. Check it out and see if it’s something your Valentine lady would like.

A Kinky Selfish Gift She Will Love

Women love hot lingerie maybe even more than some men do. So, why not buy her a pair of sexy panties? Yes, you naughty visual creature, this is also a gift for you since you get to pick something you want to see her wearing.

Just make sure you ask a girlfriend or the lady at the store for an opinion before buying something. I don’t want to be rude, but sometimes what men find…tasty women see as tasteless. So, you better be safe than sorry.

Oh, and since you are a little selfish now, you can make up with adding a blindfold to the gift. Yes, that means you will cover her eyes and please her. I won’t say more because I am sure you know what to do to an almost naked blindfolded lady.

So, what do you think about these sexy ideas for Valentine’s Day? I bet some of you think that they involve…too much work, right? Think about it this way: these gifts will make her give you more than a box of chocolates would!

Also, as you can see, my ideas are designed so both of you can enjoy them. Because this day should be about two people, their emotions and… love in all its forms.
So please her man, and you will be pleased, too!

Anna Smith

Anna Smith

Anna Smith entered the adult industry in 2015. From that moment on, she has become one of the foremost writers around, using her sex industry expertise to bring her readers many fun and fact filled articles.

She is most well known for her sex advice pieces, yet also has a major interest in sexual health and other serious issues. However, this is all done with a quirky style that is unmistakably hers.

When she isn't working, Anna is a fitness fanatic, and enjoys going away with her partner for various weekend trips.
Anna Smith

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