Rapper 50-Cent’s Poor Babeball Throw Was Caused By ‘Excessive Masturbation’!

I have to say, I like my Baseball. Always have been a Chicago Cubs fan, and I try and get over there at least once a year. I also have a complete loathing of 50 Cent and his garbage music. This is why I found the awful throw (or pitch as they say in the States) by the rapper at the New York Mets game earlier this week so bloody hilarious!

50 threw the first pitch in the game (a purely ceremonial play) but unfortunately threw it in the completely wrong direction, much to everyone’s amusement.

Well, the ‘musician’ took to Twitter to explain what went wrong.

A Number of Explanations

The first message was a close up of his face, where he warned everyone — “Don’t be talkin’ about my pitch,” along with the caption, “I’m a hustler not a Damn ball player. LMAO #smsaudio #animalambitionFollow.”

The second was a clip of the pitch, where he happily laughed at himself. “The sh!t almost hit the camera man damn, if you look close you can see them moving the plate. Lol #smsaudio #animalambitionFollow.

However, that didn’t stop him getting mocked still further, so he came up with a new explanation for his truly awful throw.

“I have a skeletal injury on my left shoulder from excessive masturbation so take it easy lol”

A Funny Guy

Fair play to the guy, he has actually gone up in my estimation. Far from being the wannabe thug, he seems able to laugh at himself, which is always a good thing!
Still, it does seem he made the right decision going into music rather than sport. And that is something I never thought I would be saying.

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