New York Boozers Crash Boat Whilst Having Threesome!

Two men and a woman were at the centre of a security storm after they left the wheel of their boat to have a threesome, only for it to strike the La Guardia airport landing lights which go into the New York harbour.

The three of them were below deck having some fun when the boat drifted aimlessly, before impaling itself on a lighting stanchion.

A Drunken Evening

The mad night started in a bar in Queens, where boat owner Craig Gallo, 51, James Benenato, 60, and Mary Ann Belson, also 60, were chatting over a few drinks drinks. Neither of the two men had met Belson before but it seems they got on all right!

Guy in the middle of a black woman and white woman in bed

It may sound funny to but it was less so for the authorities. A Port Authority Police Dept spokesman stated that if the three of them had been “terrorists with bad intentions, they could have easily succeeded.

ā€œIf they had hand-held rockets, they would have had plenty of time to fire at planes,ā€™ā€™ he added.

Belson is being treated for a possible broken nose and jaw, and Gallo, who was later charged with operating a boat under the influence, suffered facial injuries. Benenato was not hurt.

It Could Have Been Worse

It could have been worse however. If the boat hadn’t have been supported by the stanchion it may well have sunk whilst they were waiting for rescue. At that point we probably wouldn’t have been writing this rather amusing story.

If you are going to have a threesome, it is probably not the best idea to get bladdered and go on a boat. It is a much better plan to meet up with a couple of Bergen escorts and have your fun that way.

Still, if you must have a threesome on the water, remember to drop your anchor before you drop you pants!

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Martin Ward is a well respected editor and writer with over five years experience in the adult industry. After stints in the Escort Advertising call centre and on the escort forum, he moved into the site editor position around three years ago.

Since then, he has specialised in articles on the battle for equal rights for sex workers, sexual health, as well as bringing the readers fun news from around the world. He also has a major interest in LGBT rights, and is an active campaigner in this field.

When he isn't fighting the good fight, he enjoys spending time with his girlfriend, and young daughter. He also enjoys reading and taking long walks.
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