Michael DICK Arrested for Public Masturbation!

In what has to be one of the most immaturely funny stories I have had the pleasure to write for a good while. A man named Michael Dick has been arrested for allegedly for masturbating in public. Yes, you read that right, his name is Michael Dick.
Two women laughing at a Flasher at night in the park

Dick, of Tickle Creek (really folks, this isn’t some sort of April 1st gag) apparently thought it would be a good idea to drive past women in his van, get out wearing a wig, and begin jerking off. Well, we all have to get our kicks somehow, eh?

It appears that Dick really can’t seem to keep it in his pants. The 53 year old is a registered sex offender, and his description matches that of twelve similar offences which have been reported to the police.

Not His First Offence

Well, Mr Dick is now in a lot of trouble. He is charged with three counts of public indecency, including one incident connected with the situation above. As he has previous convictions for sex offences, these will all be treated as felonies. In short, Michael Dick of Tickle Creek is looking at a good stretch.

Bearded Michael Dick next to his compsoite sketch

He is being held in Clackamas County Prison pending $45,000 bail.

Obviously sex offences aren’t funny ( and the award for the most insightful comment of the year goes to…) but my god, he has at least given me a reason to write an article about a flasher call Dick. I certainly never expected THAT when I woke up today.

It truly is a crazy world we live in!

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Martin Ward is a well respected editor and writer with over five years experience in the adult industry. After stints in the Escort Advertising call centre and on the escort forum, he moved into the site editor position around three years ago.

Since then, he has specialised in articles on the battle for equal rights for sex workers, sexual health, as well as bringing the readers fun news from around the world. He also has a major interest in LGBT rights, and is an active campaigner in this field.

When he isn't fighting the good fight, he enjoys spending time with his girlfriend, and young daughter. He also enjoys reading and taking long walks.
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