Man Turns Dick Pics Into Penis Adventures!

Unless the person you are messaging has said to you “please send me a picture of your cock” it is never okay to send a dick pic. Seriously. The amount of people I know who have received an artistic-looking shot of a penis after asking “how are you?” is too many, and if you do send an unsolicited dick pic you run the risk of that picture being shared among their friends.

Humorous photo of a man in his underwear, using his cellphone to send a picture of his penis.

That obviously isn’t what you want to happen to your penis pic. After all, you have taken it to show off what you’ve got and get them in the mood, not to have them show it to others! Yet there is one man who has taken to Tumblr to show that dick pics don’t have to just turn people on. They can keep you entertained… or at least that is what we think the images are meant to do.

He shows the things that his cock gets up to when it wakes up before he does, and some of them are pretty memorable. So why has this man turned dick pics into an art form?

An interesting new blog

Tumblr is one of the few sites where social media users can find a huge range of content. There are plenty of adult blogs for you to follow, with some dedicated to the hottest looping porn gifs that you can find so that you can simply watch that money shot over and over again. There are even some with erotic stories that you can add to if you feel the story isn’t going quite the way you were hoping it would.

The Tumblr website seems to be pretty open about the kind of content you can put on there, so it should hardly be surprising that a Tumblr blog called “Things My Dick Does” has appeared. Especially given that, just last month, Martin was telling us about the How To Make Me Come blog that is also on Tumblr.

Basically, the creator, who wishes to remain anonymous, started it when he was sending some tasteful sexting shots to a woman and noticed that his cock had been resting on the pillow the entire time. He added the sheet and drew a little face and voilĂ ! The Little Dude blog began.

A curious cock

The response that the man got to his “cute” pictures of his cock lying in bed and watching Netflix (as the picture ended up being) got a good response from the woman he was sexting. She laughed, finding his penis adorable to look at (something we aren’t sure is really a compliment) and so he took more pictures.

Tumblr gave him the perfect place to share the pictures, and the woman’s response got him thinking: “I’ve always wondered what my dick does in the times he is up before I am. He must get so bored waiting for me to wake up. Happens EVERY day. Poor little guy.”

So his dick pics are not ordinary dick pics. They have been carefully staged to make it seem as though his cock has been getting up to mischief while he’s been asleep. He has even added a little face afterwards to give “Little Dude” a personality.

Clearly this blog is popular, as the blog has around 50,000 followers already. That is a huge amount of people just watching pictures of this cock appear on their newsfeed… pretty special, right?

So what does your cock get up to?

You might be thinking that your cock doesn’t get up to much. After all, it simply sits there, waiting for the right moment, before getting hard and letting you beat it with your hand or slide it into a wet hole for a while.

It doesn’t sound like a very exciting existence, does it? Well, for the creator of the ThingsMyDickDoes Tumblr page, his cock gets up to more than any of us could dream of, and there are plenty of pictures to prove it. Obviously the blog is NSFW, so don’t say that we didn’t warn you!

Sometimes his dick is in a costume. At one point he is wrapped up in toilet paper to look like a mummy, while in another he has on a cowboy hat and is “holding” a gun for a western-style photo shoot. I don’t think I’m ever going to be able to watch a spaghetti western again…

His penis also seems to enjoy being in the kitchen, as one shoot shows him on a chopping board, rolling in flour before cracking an egg and wearing the shell on his head like a helmet. Yes, really. Still, as bizarre as it might seem, the blog is getting views and growing in popularity!

Are dick pics ever acceptable?

Kudos to this guy for finding a way to make dick pics funny and different, but is it ever okay to send a dick pic? Does adding arms and a smiling face to your penis somehow make it acceptable to send, or is it still crossing a line?

If you are curious about the kind of things that this man and his cock get up to, you should check out the blog and let us know what you think about it in the box below. Is it just a little bit too bizarre, even for the internet, or is it just harmless fun?

Why not join in the discussion about this blog by going to the Escort Norway forum, or you could just tell it to us straight by using the comment box below.

Now I am wondering how long it will be before someone creates one detailing the things that a pussy gets up to on a daily basis… which one would you rather watch? A dick making a cake or a slick pussy? Let us know.

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Lara Mills

Lara Mills is a writer who has four years of sex industry expertise behind her. Since she entered the adult industry, she has worked on the Escort Advertising forums, before moving into her current role three years ago.

Since then she has gained a fine reputation with her blogs on sex advice, sexual health and amusing news stories from around the globe. She is also a campaigner for the rights of sex workers from all over the world.

In her spare time, Lara keeps herself active by going running, and is something of a film buff. She also loves to go travelling.
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