A man who was masturbating at the top of a cliff in Oregan, USA, had to be rescued from a river after falling in.
Ernest Micheal Kirk, 31, fell into the Willamette River, whilst playing with himself in front of shocked members of the public. The incident took place in broad daylight.
Police had attempted to reason with the 31-year-old, who was wanted by police for parole violation. However, it made no difference, as he continued jerking off.
He only stopped when he passed out and fell off the cliff.
‘Pulled’ To Safety
He was pulled to safety and taken to hospital to be examined before later being arrested for public indecency, harassment and parole violation.Police say they believe he may have been under ‘the influence of some type of controlled substance’.You don’t say?
Drugs can make you do some pretty bad things. In June the Escort Norway blog brought you a tale of a nude woman who broke into a couples house and flooded it whilst under the influence.
I do sometimes wonder why governments seem more concerned about the escort industry than dealing with issues that do real harm; like drugs.
However, that is an argument I will save for another day!
Since then, he has specialised in articles on the battle for equal rights for sex workers, sexual health, as well as bringing the readers fun news from around the world. He also has a major interest in LGBT rights, and is an active campaigner in this field.
When he isn't fighting the good fight, he enjoys spending time with his girlfriend, and young daughter. He also enjoys reading and taking long walks.
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