Lawyer Spends £600,000 on Escorts

The pull of the call girl is a powerful thing. Like the tempestuous Siren luring sailors within a dark storm, escorts have the power to captivate men of all backgrounds and ages. Alas for one Manchester man, the Siren’s call has taken him to the rocks; his compulsion for escorts and sex lines has not only led him to financial ruin, but also to a four-year prison sentence. The reason? He paid for his lascivious escapades with his clients’ money (elderly clients no less).

Man sits in pain

A Busy Boy

Amorously natured, the father of one, Andrew Taylor, used the services of up to 90 escorts. Now, we’d all like to explain away our overactive libidos when they land us in trouble (like when your girlfriend finds a name like ‘Crystal’ on your phone). But maybe this guy has a genuine excuse; he claims that the medication he was taking for Parkinson’s disease left him with ‘increased hyper sexuality’. We’re with you fella. Too often some unknown malignant force has cursed us with increased hyper sexuality, and it’s a pox that can only be appropriately treated with the company of 90 escorts.

So we don’t necessarily condone his behaviour, but we definitely understand it. Sometimes repeatedly masturbating just doesn’t do the trick. After all, there’s a finite amount of porn out there, and when you’re alone in the office on those long days, we can only begin to imagine how quickly you’d burn through the archives of PornHub, all the way back to those 1960s tapes of grainy pizza-man scenario footage.

But for Mr Taylor, his reputation as a respected village solicitor is now in tatters. However, let’s face it: if we had the opportunity and the temptation at her fingertips, we might make the same decisions. The money is just there, waiting, and an escort is only a phone call away. What else are you going to do in those lonely night hours? And whoever says that libido diminishes with age, really doesn’t know what it is to be a man. For each and every man, regardless of age, sex drive will always be that little guy on our shoulders telling us to just go for it, and to hell with the consequences.

The Power of Eternal Youth

For many out there, this man will be their hero – because we’d all hope at that age we’d become disinhibited and think to hell with it. We don’t want to become listless shadows, gazing drearily out at the world as it passes us by. We want to remain the sex-driven beasts that we are today, never stranger to the succulent temptations of sex as they lurk upon each corner.

We’d be outright celebrating his behaviour if it wasn’t for the theft involved; each penny of his sex-crazed spending spree became from raiding 13 of his client’s accounts, aged between 67 and 100, over whom he held power of attorney. But who are we to judge – he made a mistake and, apparently, he had plenty of reason to be in need of some company. Theft from the elderly is deplorable, but at least his reasons are understandable.

Anna Smith

Anna Smith

Anna Smith entered the adult industry in 2015. From that moment on, she has become one of the foremost writers around, using her sex industry expertise to bring her readers many fun and fact filled articles.

She is most well known for her sex advice pieces, yet also has a major interest in sexual health and other serious issues. However, this is all done with a quirky style that is unmistakably hers.

When she isn't working, Anna is a fitness fanatic, and enjoys going away with her partner for various weekend trips.
Anna Smith

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