What Kind Of Porn Do Norwegians Like?

There’s a reason why so many people love discovering and exploring Norway. The country is known for its rich coffee, enchanting fjords, and a lot of whale meat. However, we shouldn’t forget what the natives in Norway are like. If you meet a couple of Norwegians at a lively pub, you can be sure that your night would be filled with entertainment and pleasure.

A sexy woman coming out of the TV, to show us the kind of porn Norwegians like

Speaking of pleasure, are some of you interested in what the local people like to watch when they’re playing with their cocks and pussies? To any Norwegians that are reading this article right now, I need to say that you watch some really interesting porn!

What tickles your fancy, Sor-Trondelag?

I’m going to write about the 5 most popular regions in Norway and their different preferences in porn, so let’s start off with Sor-Trondelag; the district that was once the power hub for Vikings. It doesn’t matter if it’s a guy cumming all over a woman’s face, or a lady climaxing all over a black leather chair, the locals of Sor-Trondelag like to see orgasms; orgasms everywhere.

Mia Malkova showing off her skills
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In addition, you guys seem to have a particular interest in Mia Malkova. Since I like to research people and trends that I don’t have a clue about, I took the time to type her name into Google and gander at her twitter account. I have to say, gentlemen, this voluptuous woman can take me to bed any day! Well done, Miss Malkova, you have won the hearts of many men and women in Sor-Trondelag.

Akershus, what floats your boat?

Since the region is settled on the border of Sweden, you can be sure that Akershus is full of fascinating people that like watching fascinating things on their laptops.

From what I know of already, Hentai is popular in most parts of Asia and some parts of the UK and the USA. Therefore, I’m surprised to hear that this particular region enjoys watching kinky Japanese anime too. If you’ve read my other article about Hentai, then you might be thinking that people in Akershus have an avid interest in tentacles…

Christy Mack near a waterfall
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Furthermore, the region seems to have an interest in another adult superstar as well, Christy Mack. After looking through all of her photos on Twitter and Instagram, I wouldn’t mind if Mia Malkova and Christy Mack both took me to bed!

What makes you hot and hard, Hordaland?

If I were to choose a place to visit in Norway, it would be Hordaland. Why? Because you get to see the Peninsula from a short distance, pick all of the fruits I want in Hardanger, and watch all of the POV and anal porn that a lot of the locals love in the county.

A man with a camera pretends to be a tiger
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Even though most of those types of videos were recorded from a man’s point-of-view, I still enjoy touching myself while watching those types of porn videos. To be honest, I don’t care whose point-of-view I would be watching a porn video at; I would just be concentrating over how much that person in the video loves getting fucked in the pussy or ass!

Rogaland, what do you like watching?

Now, the local people in this region love their music festivals. Every year, they host the Chamber Music Festive, the Maijazz Festival and the Gladmat Festival.

If you want to know what the local people in this particular region do every day, they like to close their curtains, grab a bottle of lube and turn on some porn that’d include lesbians, exhibitionism and squirting. If you guessed the region as Rogaland, then you’re absolutely correct.

Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson with a squirt gun
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After thinking more about the relationship between the porn viewers in Rogaland and exhibitionism, I thought to myself,

‘Who wouldn’t want to go to one of the region’s wonderful nature parks and fuck a hot girl there?’

I mean, have you the Orrestanda in the Jæren district? It looks fucking amazing!

What gets you sweaty, Oslo?

Finally, who could forget about the magnificent capital city of Oslo? Seriously, who could?

If you’re living in the thriving capital or have lived most of your life there, then you must know that all of the local guys and girls love two things: erotic massages and Farrah Abraham. Hmm, interesting woman to fap over.

Farrah saying
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However, I understand why so many guys in Oslo love to gaze at Miss Abraham on their TV screens when she’s on there! Getting back onto the subject of erotic massages, well, who wouldn’t love to have one? Erotic massages are known to give you the best ‘happy endings’ of your life.

Plus, they show you that porn doesn’t have to be fast and hard, you have all the time in the world to stroke your cocks and pussies while you watch massage porn. You masturbate to a lot of good porn, Oslo!

Norwegians, what kind of porn do you like?

With the help of the internet and Pornhub, I’ve discovered that most of the Norwegians from all over the country have a fascination and passion for MILFS, teens, and Lisa Ann (You guys seem to be very specific on the type of ladies you wank to!)

Big tits black and white gif
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I had to do some research on Miss Ann and I’ve got to say that I like her tits! I wouldn’t mind seeing her, Mia Malkova, Christy Mack, and Farrah Abraham making out with each other on a king size bed! So, what do you Norwegians think? Have I got most of my porn theories correct? Don’t forget to leave your comments in the section below or on the community forum!

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Zoe Jaspers has worked in the adult industry for over a year, but she has already gained a fantastic reputation in the field. As a writer, she is passionate about bringing the reader some of the most interesting blog content around.

She is possibly most famous for her erotic stories, but is equally adept at giving top quality sex advice, all the time bringing in her 'personal experiences'.

When she isn't sharing her most intimate encounters, Zoe keeps herself active by watching videos on Youtube, and listening to music.
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2 thoughts on “What Kind Of Porn Do Norwegians Like?”

  1. Mia Malkova is a beautiful blonde girl and I love blonde girls.
    But then again, I also enjoy watching transsexual porn too, I can’t get enough of them.

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