Graveyard Tour Discovers Porn Shoot!

People have sex in strange places. Pretty much anywhere a person could, theoretically, have sex, someone will have tried to. Sex in an alley, on a boat, even on a swing is possible if you get the right movement. This meets that a porn shoot could happen anywhere… but there are some places that we still just don’t find sexy. Graveyards are definitely one of them.

A couple get down and dirty outdoors for a porn shoot

However, people have pretty kinky interests. If they want to see people fucking in a graveyard, there will be people out there keen to provide them with it. When you are on a porn shoot, anything can happen.

Ghost hunters are also supposed to expect the unexpected… but for one group exploring a graveyard, the last thing they thought they would see was a porn shoot in the middle of filming.

Going on a ghost hunt

Paranormal expert Mike Covell was exploring a graveyard with his team, as they were hoping to find somewhere new to film. Covell has worked on shows like Most Haunted and Most Haunted Live, and so he is always keen to find interesting new locations.

They were looking around an apparently “haunted” graveyard with a tour group, listening to the stories about the figures that have been seen there.

The group were about the ghostly monks that are said to walk around and the strange songs that unseen children sing. Pretty creepy stuff, even in the middle of the day, and the group was really enjoying their tour. But things took a turn for the unusual partway through the tour.

Giving them the willies

Suddenly, the group could hear moans. Given the fact that they were in the middle of a ghost tour, they started to suspect that they had come across some paranormal activity and immediately started to follow it.

However, what they found was something they could never have expected. They discovered a man and a woman having sex on a patch of ivy, with two men recording them.

According to Covell, the people filming and recording the sound for the porn shoot had absolutely no idea that they had been discovered. They kept on going, until one of the actors spotting their audience.

A quick disappearance

When talking about the incident, Covell said that “the woman was in her 30s and when she saw us she pushed the bloke off, pulled up her knickers and ran”, and so the group were clearly not expecting anyone else to be in the location.

“The guy ran after her, desperately trying to protect his privates from the brambles. We didn’t know where to look,” Covell explained, saying that the entire group on the tour were stunned by what they had seen, as the last thing they expected was to find a group “going at it like rabbits”.

The news that people were on a porn shoot in the graveyard has spread around and enraged many. One person stated that it was “very distasteful” to find such an act happening in a public and respected area.

Dealing with it

The situation could have been so much worse. With the porn stars running off, the tour group left. Covell said that it was a “good job all 12 people on the tour were adults because sometimes kids come along” and this helped them to react in a mature way.

Yes, it was a shocking things for them to find, but kicking off about it right then and there wouldn’t make much of a difference. So instead, they tried to calm down the members of the tour group, helping them understand that they would report it and deal with it in that way instead.

However, some still weren’t happy with this course of action. “One elderly man was so incensed he was ready to chase after them with his walking stick”, but they managed to calm him down and put everyone’s mind at ease that this was not the kind of thing you could expect here on a ghost walk.

Why do people love outdoor sex?

The problem is that, while we might not be a fan of walking around and discovering couples having sex, this kind of thing is always going to happen. Why? Because people get a big thrill out of outdoor sex, and trying to close off every single public area is just too much trouble.

Lorna Walker, who worked for the Neighbourhood Association where the incident happened, stated that “it is a public place and there is not a lot you can do apart from lock the gates. If we did that then no one would get the benefit of it.”

She went on to say that “this is the first time I have of anything like this. I guess there are always people in society who will push the boundaries.” As long as people are able to have sex, they will continue to look for the most unusual places to visit.

Choosing your porn shoot location

A lot of the time, a porn shoot will take place indoors. This is because it is so much easier to control access to the site if it is inside. If you go out into the real world, you run the risk of being discovered and people making the shoot difficult. Because of the attitude that a lot of people have towards porn, asking for permission to shoot outside isn’t always a possibility. Word gets out and people decide to watch or cause trouble just for the sake of it. That is why many stay indoors or go to a more private location.

The moral of the story here? When you decide to go and enjoy some outdoor sex, make sure you take the time to choose your location carefully. If you are going to have your own porn shoot, don’t just go for the first place you stumble across. Check to make sure it is private so you aren’t interrupted.

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Lara Mills

Lara Mills is a writer who has four years of sex industry expertise behind her. Since she entered the adult industry, she has worked on the Escort Advertising forums, before moving into her current role three years ago.

Since then she has gained a fine reputation with her blogs on sex advice, sexual health and amusing news stories from around the globe. She is also a campaigner for the rights of sex workers from all over the world.

In her spare time, Lara keeps herself active by going running, and is something of a film buff. She also loves to go travelling.
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