The Five Types Of Escort Clients

One of the first questions I had when I started escorting was what kind people would I meet? Would they all be well paid professionals, or would they be the guys who couldn’t get sex anywhere else?

Well it soon became apparent that there were so many different kinds of people who would visit me. People of all ages would make an appointment, different kind of looks, different levels of seeming intelligence, a wide range.

After a while it isn’t these differences that become interesting. In fact it is the different kind of characters they are and how they act during the appointment that is fascinating. None of this at all depends at all on their social standing. It is all to do with how they are as a person. Rich or poor you can have the same character traits.

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So here are the five kinds of people that visited me. I am not counting anyone who was violent as I was always really lucky there. Also I don’t consider them people to be honest.

Here goes.

1) The Nice Guy

These are always the ones I liked. They were just so well mannered, discrete and considerate. They come in and treat you with such respect from beginning to end.

To be fair, no matter how good they looked, a session with them was always a pleasure. They treat you as a real person, and not a piece of meat.

Act like this guys, and you will always be a much loved client.

2) The Gift Bearer

Here is one that always knew how to make you feel special. They come bearing gifts, paying on time and seem intent on making you feel the special one.

The only problem is that they seem the ones who are most likely to get emotionally attached. However, the more experienced you get escorting, the more you are likely to see it coming a mile off and make the necessary adjustments.

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3) The Time Waster

There are two different types of time waster. There is the idiot who just wants to get on your nerves because it gives him a thrill in his otherwise pathetic life.

Then there is the other one who is just a nervous wreck. He makes the appointment, but then chickens out.

These guys are equally annoying, and the reputation of both will be in the toilet in regards to the escort community.

So come on guys, only ever call an escort if you have the intention of seeing them.

If you need to cancel, call. Manners cost nothing.

4) The Chancer

He is the kind of lovable rogue that I like in real life, but can be a bit of a pain in the escorting world. They fancy their chances of getting ‘a freebie’, ‘and extra’ or more time than they have paid for.

There is likely to be no malice there, but in all fairness they are a complete pain in the backside.

Don’t try your luck guys. Treat the escorts as you would any other business professional.

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5) The Specific Guy

All escorts have a different look. Therefore you are going to get some guys who really are picking out what they think is perfect. It could be breast size; it could be hair colour. Any change to that upon meeting can be problematic for the rest of the booking.

This is why I always kept my pictures genuine. One this guy knows your are what he wants, then the session usually goes with a bang.

Well, those are the main guys you meet. I may no longer be an Oslo escort, but I have to give a big thankyou to all those guys out there who made my time working an absolute pleasure.

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Martin Ward

Martin Ward is a well respected editor and writer with over five years experience in the adult industry. After stints in the Escort Advertising call centre and on the escort forum, he moved into the site editor position around three years ago.

Since then, he has specialised in articles on the battle for equal rights for sex workers, sexual health, as well as bringing the readers fun news from around the world. He also has a major interest in LGBT rights, and is an active campaigner in this field.

When he isn't fighting the good fight, he enjoys spending time with his girlfriend, and young daughter. He also enjoys reading and taking long walks.
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