Dog Finds 10 inch Dildo in Bushes and Loves it!

Things have been quite depressing recently. You have the possibility of nuclear war in North Korea, race protests in the USA, and war in the middle east (again). It is enough to make you want to turn off the TV or your computer and just curl up in a ball and cry. However, there are reasons I don’t do that, and sometimes there are just stories that make us smile. This one about a dog making friends with a 10 inch dildo was just such a story.

dog with dildo in its mouth
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Jonathan Dade and his dog Tyson were walking in Eye, Suffolk, England when the five year old Labrador went into the bushes and came out with a huge sex toy. In fact, it became quite fond of it.

Jonathan said: ‘I was laughing so much I nearly wet myself to be honest. I was just walking my dog and he just began rummaging around in the bushes..
“Then he just came out with it. He turned his head and started wagging his tail as if to say “look what I’ve got”.

“At first I just thought it was a dirty old stick, but it was just wobbling around in his mouth and I was like “no, it definitely isn’t, is it?”

“I wished I’d taken a video but after chasing him around at the time I didn’t really think about it.”

Man with dog
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Viral

He posted a picture of the dog and its dildo, and by the end of the day it had gone viral.

The 38-year-old said: “I don’t have a proper record of the original number of likes and shares – but it definitely did go into the thousands.

“As I said, that dildo is still there in that ditch so I’ve no doubt we’ll go there again and find it.”

I have to say, this did make me smile. I do wonder how a 10 inch dildo ends up in park bushes. What the hell is going on around there at night? Why would anyone need a 10 inch dildo anyway, wouldn’t that hurt?

They are all questions for a different day. For now, just enjoy the pictures of a dog running around with a monster dildo in its mouth.

I think that is something we all need at the moment.

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Martin Ward is a well respected editor and writer with over five years experience in the adult industry. After stints in the Escort Advertising call centre and on the escort forum, he moved into the site editor position around three years ago.

Since then, he has specialised in articles on the battle for equal rights for sex workers, sexual health, as well as bringing the readers fun news from around the world. He also has a major interest in LGBT rights, and is an active campaigner in this field.

When he isn't fighting the good fight, he enjoys spending time with his girlfriend, and young daughter. He also enjoys reading and taking long walks.
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