Couple Have Sex In Bank!

We have all been there at some point. We just got so horny that we want to have sex there and then. Most prefer to rush straight home, and have sex there. Some may even try and find a local public toilet and get it, hoping not to get caught. It takes a special kind of horny, or stupid to drop where you are and have sex.

A Very Public Attraction

Well this is what happened in Spain, when a randy couple just got down and had sex in the foyer of the bank.

“They stripped right off for it,” said a police spokesman. “This wasn’t just a quick fumble.”

The lovers continued to have sex without knowing or caring what was happening outside where people were laughing, applauding and taking pictures.

Couple having sex in bank, man on top

The incident took place at a bank in Oviedo, and immediately took social media by storm.

First the officers just knocked on the door but presumably out of embarrassment, did nothing.

Then another team showed up and entered the premises. “Get up and get dressed,” barked one officer. “You know this is not the proper time or place to be getting up to this.”

Talk about stating the obvious.

A police spokesman later said: “The couple obeyed. We took their details but we have not pressed any charges. I suppose they got carried away in the heat of the moment.”

They seem to have got off pretty lightly with this one. I wonder what would have happened if this had gone on in Norway?

Not A Great Idea

We all know those Stavanger escorts are hot as hell, and can get up to some very naughty things. But seriously, I would stick well clear of these ‘public displays of affection’. There is a very good chance our countries police may not take these kind of actions in such good heart.

In the end, we have to give credit to this amorous couple. I would love to know whether they are happy about the attention, or whether they woke up with a huge hangover wondering why the hell they did what they did?

That’s something, I suspect we will never know!

Anna Smith

Anna Smith

Anna Smith entered the adult industry in 2015. From that moment on, she has become one of the foremost writers around, using her sex industry expertise to bring her readers many fun and fact filled articles.

She is most well known for her sex advice pieces, yet also has a major interest in sexual health and other serious issues. However, this is all done with a quirky style that is unmistakably hers.

When she isn't working, Anna is a fitness fanatic, and enjoys going away with her partner for various weekend trips.
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