Beauty Products That are Hidden Sex Toys!

Ladies, we all have one of these, or at least had one…or will have one in the future. Yes, I’m talking about sex toys. If there are any guys on the Escort Norway that are reading this right now, I need to let you know that we’re not always the sweet, dainty creatures that giggle at you and wear polka dot skirts all day.

Group of women holding lipsiticks
Women having bachelorette party with sex toys in night club

We love passion, we love erotica and most of all, we fucking love orgasms. Therefore, it’s not a huge surprise that so many of us, lovely ladies, would carry a sex toy in our purses or handbags.

Although, we do know how unappealing they look to the public eye. Personally, if I ever see a friend of mine carrying a rampant rabbit in her bag, I would actually ask her where I can buy one for myself. But I do understand how awkward it can be for some people, when they’d see a clit massage rolling around in a kinky girl’s bag.

However, hope is not lost for girls who like to touch themselves while commuting to work on the train. Here, in this article, are just a few cute and clever sex toys that would make your mini wank sessions discreet and pleasurable!

Putting on your make-up with the ‘Bedroom Kandi Kisses Lipstick Vibrator’!

Whenever you’d bump into one of these little things that look like bright pink lipsticks with black casings around it, don’t try to paint your lips with it. Why not? Well, these lovely ‘beauty products’ are actually little vibrating bullets that are disguised as any other lipstick that you’d see in cosmetic shops.

I think these are great for whenever you get bored at a girly gathering in a mundane coffee shop, where all of the ladies are talking about their problems at work or how fat they’ve gotten. You can just say that you have to go to the toilet to apply more make-up, when truthfully, you’re going to the toilet to rub your throbbing clit with your make-up. Just make sure that if you’re friend is going to ask you if she can use your make-up, you keep a real lipstick in your handbag and not get the two products mixed up!

Do a couple of kinky tricks with ‘The Magic Wand

Every woman loves massages; I’m a big fan of them myself. Whenever I get back home from work, I always wish that I have a hot male masseuse to welcome me with towels and a gin & tonic before he’d work his hands on my neck and shoulders.

Sometimes, I wish that my imaginary masseuse would massage my pussy instead of my neck. If there’s a sex toy that can be disguised as neck massager, it would be the Magic Wand. Personally, I don’t think this is a sexy toy to use in the bedroom, because it actually looks like a microphone to me!

However, many women have never had any complaints with the product, due to the fact that it achieves orgasms all the time. So, if your friend is snooping around your room one day and finds the Magic Wand underneath your pillow, you can say that it’s just a neck massager or a fake microphone that you use to practice your karaoke singing!

Craving to have some passion with the ‘Crave Wink Vibe’

Ok, not all of us sexy women are into lipsticks; some of them prefer lip-gloss. Therefore, not every lady would like to keep the Bedroom Kandi Kisses Lipstick Vibrator in their handbags; some of them would rather keep a sweet and minimalistic product like the Crave Wink Vibrator in their purses.

What I love about the sex toy is the summary that ‘LoveCrave’ has written about it:

‘Like a tiny shot of espresso, the Wink offers a quick hit of delight.’

I’m digressing as usual, but I think I love it because I am a huge fan of espressos. This tiny pseudo-lipgloss is perfect for girls who like to be kinky but discreet at the same time. In addition, the Crave Wink Vibe is waterproof, so you can get your juices flowing in the bath tub while you wash your hair.

Oh! Another thing. The Crave Wink Vibe is one of the quietest sex toys that you can use while you’re out with your friends. As a result, you can leave it in between your legs and let it vibrate against your clit while you share a jug of Sangria with your friends!

Getting a little freaky with the ‘Tenga Egg’!

Gentlemen, did you think that I was going to leave out sex toys that would cater to you? You shouldn’t think so! From what I know of, the Fleshlight seems to be one of the most popular toys that men use. However, from what I’ve seen, it doesn’t look particularly attractive or convenient enough for me to carry in my rucksack or my business case (if I was a guy).

Some men would prefer to have, or to carry a kinky sex toy that looks a bit more miniscule or minimalistic than a Fleshlight. That is why the Tenga Egg is becoming quite popular recently!

When I say ‘Tenga Egg’, it really does look like a big ostrich egg. But it’s white, so no one would be able to see your cum stains on the toy if you forget to wash it after your wank session! Furthermore, if your mother decides to have a cleaning spree one day and she finds your Tenga Egg in the bathroom, she wouldn’t even know that it’s a sex toy by the shape of it; more like a fancy-looking soap bar!

Achieve some orgasmic squeals with the ‘Sqweel’!

When I first saw these, I thought they were some kind of weird stress-reliever gadget that women use whenever they want to kill their bosses. But no, the Sqweel is a sex toy that looks like a mini watermill, which it’s actually used to stimulate your clit.

The toy is supposed to imitate the feeling of being eating out by another guy or girl, but I just can’t take this sex toy seriously since it has 10 rubber tongues attached to it! However, this sex toy can easily be disguised as a bath toy, like a rubber duck or a boat, or something…

Be careful if you have flatmates, though. You wouldn’t want to get complaints from about your lengthy ‘bath times’ or ‘shower times’. If you do have a couple of roommates and they do start to ask you why you’re taking so long to wash yourself, you can simply say that you’re trying out a new ‘beauty product’!

Are there any other sex toys in disguises?

I’m pretty sure that there are many other sex toys that can easily be disguised as beauty products. I think that if a sex company has created a make-up set that is filled with mascara clit bullets and dildo blushers, then those products would sell out fast.

However, what I want to know is if there are any other cute and clever sex toys that I don’t know about? Do you have one of your own that can easily be covered up as something else? You can write down your anecdotes and stories in the comments section below, or on the community forum! Sharing is caring, guys and girls!

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Zoe Jaspers has worked in the adult industry for over a year, but she has already gained a fantastic reputation in the field. As a writer, she is passionate about bringing the reader some of the most interesting blog content around.

She is possibly most famous for her erotic stories, but is equally adept at giving top quality sex advice, all the time bringing in her 'personal experiences'.

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