Awkward Things Women Do After Sex

Most men find the female brain mysterious and many of their actions odd, though we all have to admit most of the sometimes they are quite funny. All men like some of the women’s different ways of seeing and doing things. Well, the ladies’ weirdness completes theirs, doesn’t it? But sometimes it can just make things a little bit awkward.

A man sitting on the edge of the bed feeling very awkward

Have you ever found yourself in bed, just after a wild sex session, looking at your lady who oddly started to clean the house, and asking yourself “What the hell is she thinking right now?” She is probably wondering the same thing when you do jump out of bed as soon as the sex session is over.

The truth is that we are all different from each other and we just see, feel and sometimes even do things in ways others find unusual.

Why Do Women Go to The Bathroom Immediately After Sex?

Well, some of them actually need to pee, while others try to make themselves urinate. Before laughing about this, let me tell you that they have a strong reason for doing this.

Most women know that they can avoid a urinary tract infection, since when peeing they actually rinse away all the bacteria that came from the anal area. Yes, there is a small possibility to bring bacteria to your vagina even if anal sex wasn’t on the table.

Returning Phone Calls or Emails

Now, most people jump straight to their phones and computer right after sex, no matter if they are men or women. Cuddling is important but you have all night, and if you are a couple, all life to do that, don’t you? And if you have a missed call from your mom, you want to call her back and see of everything is alright.

Personally, I like cuddles but I find nothing wrong with answering to people who contacted me. Now, if nobody called, I wouldn’t actually start contacting my friends and family the moment after I had an orgasm.

So, if your girl is calling somebody back it doesn’t mean she wants to immediately go away from you. She just wants to check if everything is alright. You’d do the same thing.

Does Good Sex Mean Clean House?

If you see your partner energetically cleaning the house after you had sex, don’t panic because she is probably not angry. The truth is that though they like their house clean, many women just hate cleaning. Well, who doesn’t?

Anyway, after a good session of sex we are all happier than usual, and some women just prefer doing the dirty stuff while they still have their smile on their face.

Hello, Miss Chatterbox! This Is Awkward!

And here’s something many men profoundly dislike: long talks after sex. Nobody wants to be completely silent, but making future plans and talk about a bunch of things is too much for some people.

Well, there are many women who believe that the best time to talk about everything that comes to their mind is after sex. And they do that…while their partner is lying powerless after having an orgasm, staring at the ceiling.

Ladies, if he is not in the mood to chat in that moment, it doesn’t mean he doesn’t want to connect with you. He just feels the need to relax. Completely.

Eat… an Entire Pizza

Did she just eat an entire nice, greasy pizza after you had sex? If you ask me that’s good news. You banged her so well that she needed food. Also, this means that she feels comfortable enough to be herself.

And, with the risk of spoiling your whole idea about women being princesses, we are monsters that love to eat and…Some do other stuff, well (not the moment to talk about that now).

Is She…Laughing?

I don’t know how many girls who laugh when they have an orgasm you know, but there are many out there. Yes, all women are beautiful when they laugh but there are even more beautiful when their skin is glowing from an orgasm and they laugh.

The problem is that some men get scared at the thought their partner is laughing at them even when the ladies tell them that’s not true. Well, believe me guys, they are telling the truth!

No Woman, No Cry!

As I said orgasm comes with different reactions, and if you got scared when she laughed what the hell would you do if she cried? Yes, there are women who cry when they have a satisfying orgasm.

Some just have moistening eyes, while others just burst into tears. OK, that is awkward, but climaxing comes with overwhelming feelings. And you’ve seen people crying when there are happy before, haven’t you?

These are just a few odd things women do after they had sex. And, to be honest, these are far from being the most awkward. So, if you have strange after sex things to share with us, please do by commenting in the box below or by posting on our online escort community!

Anna Smith

Anna Smith

Anna Smith entered the adult industry in 2015. From that moment on, she has become one of the foremost writers around, using her sex industry expertise to bring her readers many fun and fact filled articles.

She is most well known for her sex advice pieces, yet also has a major interest in sexual health and other serious issues. However, this is all done with a quirky style that is unmistakably hers.

When she isn't working, Anna is a fitness fanatic, and enjoys going away with her partner for various weekend trips.
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2 thoughts on “Awkward Things Women Do After Sex”

  1. It is important for anybody to go to the bathroom after sex, this is so they can clear their insides.
    I always go after sex, after I have feelings back in my legs .

  2. Jeg var med en kvinne, og hun gråt etter at vi hadde sex.
    Jeg hadde aldri følt meg så komfortabel i mitt liv.

    Woman cry after sex

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