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I rubbed my clit through my jeans and underwear while I made sure that no one would catch me touching myself, which only made me hornier. However, my masturbation was brought to a quick end.

If there’s one thing that I haven’t experienced in my sex life, it would be sex machines. Well, that and watersports. And hardsports.

2014 was the worst year of my life. Why? Because my pussy was suffering from the winter blues.

After learning about the amount of people that are into the fetish of BDSM, I don’t think that you can call it a niche anymore.

The night was still young and I was considering to go out to see what the life outside was like when the moon is out. But then Andreo rested his head on my right thigh and began to stroke my stomach.

Besides sleep, food and sex are primal necessities that we require to survive in life. Even though food and sex give us similar sensations that make us feel fantastic, we don’t hear a lot of people eating and fuckin at the same time.

If some of you guys and girls have been reading my tweets, I’ve recently booked some vacation time away from the office to visit good old England again, and I couldn’t resist visiting the country’s thriving capital once more.

If you guys have the same love/hate relationship as I do with Tinder, then you would know that it’s fun and exciting for 10 minutes, before it turns into a pile of banal shit.

We’re now in a day and age where everything that was considered a niche, an uncommon trend, or something that was downright fucking weird, is now deemed as cool.

You can’t say that only homosexual men love cock up their asses anymore. For those that haven’t had a finger, or a shaft, slid up their starfishes before, you’re missing out. If you want to know what I think about it, I’ll just say that one of the best orgasms in my life was from a 6-inch piece of manhood in my forbidden zone. With that being said, I’m pretty sure that a lot of guys have moaned and screamed like Jenna Haze when they have a 6-inch (maybe even an 8-inch) piece of manhood in their forbidden zones.